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Boarding pass · Air mail classAP 001
OBX
Outbox
INX
Inbox
Passenger
YOU
Flight
AP 001
Gate
1
Seat
1A
Boarding
group A
1A · AP 001
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I — Climb · Meet the pilot

MeetAvio,ChiefPilot.Heenteredthepostalservicethewaymostpeopleenteranything:loudly,andwithouttheproperpaperwork.

HeclaimstohavetrainedunderthecarrierpigeonsoftheSecondWorldWar.Thepigeonswereunavailableforcomment,beingpigeons,andalsohistorical.Still,Aviocarriesthetorch:nomessagegoesundelivered,andnooneispermittedtoforgetit.

— Avio, Chief Pilot

1Outbox2The Specific Tree3Spam Strait4Cumulus Heights5InboxThe Archipelago of Undelivered ThingsSURVEYED BY A. · SCALE: WHATEVER HE FELT LIKEN0 — 100 — 200 WINGBEATS
III — Route · AVIO-001Waypoint 1 / 5Pilot: out on delivery

Outbox

Departure. Your message is sealed, stamped, and handed to the nearest available pilot. Please do not tap the glass.

IV — Dispatch

Receiving transmission

Incomingtransmission.

Mail has been delivered. Avio has a message for all members.

Aviopost radiogramNo. 0001 · Filed at altitude
To: youFrom: AvioRe: house rules

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ANYLETTERCONTAININGTHEWORDURGENTWILLBEREADALOUDSTOP

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AVIO

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Par avion · No. 001

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V — Landing

Final approach.

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